Starcraft joke.

It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jaedong, who was once considered the best Starcraft player, to use as a strategist.

The general says "I know you've been retired for a while and using a starcraft player as a war strategist is a bit unorthodox, but we really could use your help. Thanks for coming"

"Sure, I am just happy I can contribute my long forgotten skill sets to my country"

"Great! We really value your ability to come up with strategies quickly under pressure."

"I'll try my best"

Then Jaedong was taken to the situation room where the president and other high rank officials are sitting in a circle.

"We've been waiting for you. Come here and take a sit" said the president.

Jaedong sits down nervously.

One of the officials explains the situation to Jaedong "I'm not going to lie, things aren't looking very good at the moment. We are fighting in their territory so they have the advantage. We can't send tanks too close because they'll be easily targeted from the mountains. We can't send bombers since all the anti-airs will get rid of them even before our planes get near the target. Soldiers can't just march down because then they'll just get outnumbered by the North Koreans with Chinese soldiers on the side. We really don't know what to do at the moment, and this is where we need your help."

"...." Jaedong sits quietly for a minute and starts walking out of the room.

"HEY! What do you think you are doing? We know you aren't exactly trained for situations like this, but we really need your advice on this." Says the confused general.

Then Jaedong speaks "I wish I could help you sir, I really do."

"Then why were you just trying to walk out of the room?"

"Because I'm a Zerg player"