Could I have a no-whip Gagarin au lait?
What's that?
It's a basically the typical cafe au lait. The only difference its dripped through a micro-filter and must be poured over organic steamed milk. Also, the coffee beans must be roasted by packing them into a copper container which is released into low earth orbit so they roast upon re-entry. Some people get it with whipped cream on top, but I would like mine no whip, but that should make it easy right?
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