Questions Ken Starr Has for the President
"Let's speed this up--who *haven't* you nailed?"
"Aha! So you admit you've had sex!!!! What's it like?
Is it fun?"
"Can I have some of those fries?"
"Do you admit my getting Dan Rather to talk about your semen was pretty
cool?"
"Would you *please* stop winking at the court reporter?!"
"Mr. President, how does it feel to be on the receiving
end of a probe for a change?"
"Okay, exhibit 25-A is yet *ANOTHER* ink blot. Now, does
THIS one remind you of anything besides a breast?"
"Is it just my imagination, or are all of the women you
know butt-ugly?"
"Are you now, or have you ever been, in a non-erect state?"
"Mr. President, did you bring any pants with you?"
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