... and asks this soul what he used to do when he was alive.
"Well, I used to smoke pot A LOT, like everyday, so that's it."
St Peter is not amused because he does not know what pot is.
"Pot dude.. Weed, MJ, Marijuana, Grass, Dope..."
Still, St Peter never heard of it and tells the dead soul to wait a minute, for he will ask something to the boss.
He goes to God's office to ask what Weed was and was surprised to see that even God did now know what was that thing. God then tells St Peter he should go to earth to find out what this "weed" was before letting that poor pothead soul enter heaven.
Now, it's been 4 months since St Peter's descent from heavens and there is still no word from him. It's like he has disappeared. Then, the telephone in heaven rings, Mary of Guadalupe answers, it is St Peter on the other side:
"Hello!? Lupita?! How's it hanging girl? Look, Ima staying a bit more, just calling to let that soul enter because shit his is good, very good"
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