he orders a pint, drinks it fast, then tells the barwoman that she's far too fat and that he recommends some Yoga. On hearing this, a local at the bar whispers in his ear, "look mate, that wasn't very nice, I think you should leave." The Yoga instructor looks him up and down, ponders his options and utters: "Namaste".
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