"Come out, Dragon, and fight me!" he shouts into the cave. But there is no response.
"Come out, and fight me to the death" he shouts even louder. Still no response. And the cave stinks absolutely awfully.
"Come out, you cowardly worm," shouts St. George one more time at the top of his lungs, "and fight me!"
The voice of the dragon booms from somewhere up above: "OK, I'll be right there. Why do you have to scream up my ass?"
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