St Edward's, a rural boarding was running low on funds ...

So when the time came for their anual tour of Australia, they decided not to go to 5 star hotels but for the boys to stay at the houses of Australian relations. When the time came for the tour it seemed that one boy stayed in shacks for the entire tour but everyone else was staying stately homes. He was greatly upset by this unfair system and couldn't wait until he got back to his mansion. When the time came for the last house the boy said "If I stay in one more bungalow, I'll commit suicide."

What was he going to do, jump off the roof?

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.