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Al Gore was jogging down the streets of Washington D.C. one day when he came
across a young boy looking at something in a box. Al decided to stop and talk to
the boy. Al asked the young man," What are you looking at?" and the young boy
replied�, I am looking at my new kittens". That is really terrific young man,
what are their names? At that the young boy replied, "I call them Democrats".
That is wonderful young man, it is good to see someone so young know so much
about politics. Well said Al, I have to be going now see you later. The little
boy said goodbye and Al Gore left to continue jogging. The next day Al went
jogging again and this time he brought Bill Clinton with him. Al had told Bill
about the young boy and his kittens, and wanted to jog on the same street. Sure
enough the little boy was there with his box and his kittens. As the two men
approached, the little boy said "Hi Mr. Vice-President, did you come back to see
my kittens?" Al replied, "Why yes I did, and I brought the President with me
this time, now son tell us again what you named these kittens." The little boy
said, "Sure! I call them Republicans." Al Gore was stunned, he asked the little
boy, "Why do you call them Republicans today, and just yesterday they were
Democrats?" "Well," said the little boy "they have their eyes open today".

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