The couple goes out to greet them. After introductions and typical small talk, they discover that these aliens are galactic swingers, and they were looking to do a little swapping.
The couple decided that, since they were representing all of humanity, they would play along.
The wife takes the male alien upstairs to the main bedroom, while the husband takes the female to the guest room.
When the male pulls down his pants, the wife discovers he has a tiny penis...smaller than a golf tee. She chuckled a little bit, and told him "We aren't going to be doing much with that little thing!"
The alien, with a twinkle in his eye replied..."Come over here and tug on my right ear." So she did, and his penis grew straight out 14 inches! But it was still as thin as a pencil...
He then said "Tug on my left ear now..." After doing so, the alien cock fattened up like a super sized summer sausage!
The woman smiled...and after a few more minutes of adjusting found the size she liked, and had the best night of sex in her life.
The next morning, after the aliens had left for the stars, the husband and wife sat down in the kitchen to have a cup of coffee.
The husband, noticing the glow emanating off of his wife, asked how her night went. She replied "It was wonderful! How about yours?"
He shrugged his shoulders and said "Meh...it was ok. Weird thing though...she kept playing with my ears all night..."
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