Matching Viagra

Female Viagra


With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous
pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance.


MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four
hours without pausing once.


STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their
spouse/boyfriend.


COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian
levels, allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.


LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a
proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without
being diverted into non-relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me
anymore'.


PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse
park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under
15 minutes.


MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much
larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.


WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can
safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their credit
limit.


BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend
alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.