A man is touring Spain and wanted to get a real taste of the culture, so he went into a small cafe near a bull-fighting area. He tells the waiter, "Give me your most authentic dish! I want the full Spanish experience." The waiter says, "Right away" and brings back two deep-fried dumplings about the size of soft balls. The man loves them and asks the waiter, "These were delicious! What kind of dumplings are they?" The waiter says, "Those weren't dumplings, they were the testicles of the bull that lost the fight today." The man is shocked, but the dish was so delicious that he decides he'll come back tomorrow for another course.
The next day the man goes back to the cafe and orders the dumplings again, only this time the waiter brings back two smaller ones the size of golf balls. The man once again loves them and asks the waiter, "These were great! But why are they smaller than the ones I had yesterday?" The waiter replies, "Sir, the bull doesn't always lose."
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