Satan welcomes him warmly and shakes his hand. He is given the keys to a gorgeous apartment, where he finds a brand new set of golf clubs, and a membership to the ritzy Hades Golf Club. He has servants to look after his every need.
In the garage is a brand new sports car and the fridge is stocked with beer, and wonderful food. A large screen television has all the sports channels he is used to and free movies.
One day, after weeks of enjoying all the amenities, he opens up the cellar door.
Down below, he sees thousands of souls being tormented in fire and brimstone, and being tortured in unthinkable ways.
He goes to see Satan immediately, and tells him what he saw.
Satan immediately apologizes, saying: "I am so sorry you had to see all that. You see, that is where the Catholics stay and they wouldn't have it any other way."
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