Editor's Note: I'll warn you, it's in fairly bad taste.------------------------------------"Space Odd-Do-Ti" sung to David Bowie's "Space Oddity"Ground control to Father JohnGround control to Father JohnPut your purple shrouds and clean white Nikes onGround control to Father JohnCommencing reboot, PC's onCheck our Web page and may Ti's love be with you(lift-off)This is Ground Control to Father JohnWe've all had alcoholMixed with applesauce and phenol-barbitolNow it's time to just lie down and end it allThis is Father John to Ground ControlI'll castrate all the menAnd rejoin our UFO and alien friendAnd we can't wait 'til Hale-Bopp returns againFor Rio's speaking for the cameraFar beyond insanePlanet Earth is due for a Y2K review(break, instrumental)Though I'm past 100 million milesI'm feeling very stillAnd my vehicle no longer has a soulTell your wives and kids you love them / Yes they knowGround Control to Father JohnYour cult is sick, there's something wrongCan you hear me, Father JohnCan you hear me, Father JohnCan you hear me, Father JohnCan you hear/here am I lying in a bunk bedFar beyond insaneFace and lips are blue and there's nothing I can do
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