An old man just had a heart transplant and was getting instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco and alcohol, and advised to get at least eight hours sleep a night."What about my sex life?" asked the old man "Will it be all right for me to have intercourse?""Only with your wife," said the doctor."We don't want you to get too excited."
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