One is a businessman, one is a male nurse and the last one is a fundamentalist preacher.
The aliens say to the first man. "Unga bunga or death!"
The man replies "I don't know what unga bunga is but I know what death is. So I choose unga bunga."
The whole crew of aliens sodomizes the man and then he is dumped in the forest. He stumbles away.
The male is nurse is given the choice. "Unga bunga or death!" He finds the sodomy horrifying but still chooses unga bunga, as he doesn't want to die. He is dumped in the forest and stumbles away.
The fundamentalist preacher is given the choice. He remembers his teachings and remembers sodomy is forbidden in scripture. Closing his eyes he state "death."
All the aliens cheer. They are so happy. The preacher looks up with joy in his eyes until the alien captain screams "death by unga bunga!"
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