carrying a large wooden trunk and says to the agent "Boy Have I got an act for you!'
The agent who has seen hundreds of crappy acts really didn't want to see another. However, he still had an hour before closing so he had no choice and told the man to show him his act.
The man opened his trunk and pulled out a gallon of gasoline. He then drank it.
The agent thought this weird.
The man then pulled out a bottle of kerosene and drank it.
The agent was really confused about where this act was headed.
The man then pulled out a bag of gun power and drank it. He then pulled out a match, lit it, swallowed it and BOOOOOMMMM! There was a big explosion! The agent was knocked from his chair and blown back against the wall.
However the man was still standing there.
"WOW THAT'S THE MOST AMAZING ACT I HAVE EVER SEEN! YOUR GOING TO BE FAMOUS! YOUR GONNA PERFORM THIS EVERY NIGHT" The agent said.
The man then began floating up to heaven and said "Well the problem with that is I can only do it once."
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