Soup or Sex?


A woman, completely fed up with her husbands AOL obsession finally takes matter into her own hands. One night as he is sitting at the computer, she goes into the bedroom, takes off all her clothes, puts on a full length fur coat and she posts herself between her husband and his monitor. She pulls open the jacket and yells, "Time for Super Sex"!!!!!. He ignores her. So, she repeatedly yells, "Super Sex" "Super Sex" "Super Sex". Finally, he replies, "Ok, I'll take the soup."

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