There are 2 men in front of him.
God lets the first man in and he receives an old dirty truck in terrible condition. He says "I guess that's what I get for cheating on my wife 10 times." God let's the second man in. He receives an old car in bad condition. He says "This is what I get for cheating on my wife 5 times. The final man gets a brand new Lamborghini. "This is what I get for never cheating on my wife." The next day, the two men see the faithful man crying. They say "Why are you crying? You have the nicest car out of all of us!" The man said "I just saw my wife on a bicycle!"
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