Something I heard by a 6 year old

So I was sitting in subway with my friends and one of their little sisters are with us too. As we get our sandwiches and start to eat them, the little girl starts to take out the vegetables.

Friend: You should eat your veggies

Girl: I don't eat vegetables

Friend: Why?

Girl: Because I'm not vegetarian

I just thought this was so clever on the girls part and wanted to share with everyone.

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