The Top 13 Questions Asked by Someone Who Just Awoke From a 19-Year Coma


13> "Is 'Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo' still playing at the drive-in?"


12> "Which way's the bathroom?"


11> "You kept my Led Zeppelin 8-tracks, right?"


10> "What, you couldn't cut my friggin' hair *once* in 20 years?"


9> "Why is everyone so impressed that these morning DJs manage to talk strippers into taking their tops off?"


8> "Hey, nurse, where's the beef? Ha! Isn't that hysterical?"


7> "How's our ally, Saddam Hussein, doing?"


6> "So Houston vs. St. Louis on 'Monday Night Football' -- should I put my money on the Oilers or the Cardinals?"


5> "A red M&M?!? Are you trying to *poison* me?!?"


4> "Did anyone break my record Pac-Man score on the machine in the parachute pants store?"


3> "No shit? You can get Night Ranger to play at my birthday party?!?"


2> "Who's that freaky pasty-faced white woman I saw on TV doing the dead-on impersonation of Michael Jackson?"


1> "Jeez, would somebody please tell that kid on MTV that his pants are about to fall off?"


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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]

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