13> "Is 'Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo' still playing at the drive-in?"
12> "Which way's the bathroom?"
11> "You kept my Led Zeppelin 8-tracks, right?"
10> "What, you couldn't cut my friggin' hair *once* in 20 years?"
9> "Why is everyone so impressed that these morning DJs manage to talk strippers into taking their tops off?"
8> "Hey, nurse, where's the beef? Ha! Isn't that hysterical?"
7> "How's our ally, Saddam Hussein, doing?"
6> "So Houston vs. St. Louis on 'Monday Night Football' -- should I put my money on the Oilers or the Cardinals?"
5> "A red M&M?!? Are you trying to *poison* me?!?"
4> "Did anyone break my record Pac-Man score on the machine in the parachute pants store?"
3> "No shit? You can get Night Ranger to play at my birthday party?!?"
2> "Who's that freaky pasty-faced white woman I saw on TV doing the dead-on impersonation of Michael Jackson?"
1> "Jeez, would somebody please tell that kid on MTV that his pants are about to fall off?"
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