A group of people from Detroit walk up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter is confused, as no one from Detroit has ever arrived there. He leaves to speak to God.
"There are some people from Detroit here. What should I do?"
God thinks for a moment. "The usual, I suppose. Ask what they've done to get into Heaven."
Saint Peter goes back to question the people, but comes running back moments afterword.
"They're gone!" He exclaims.
"The people?" Asks God.
"No, the Pearly Gates!"
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