"Dad, I have some bad news, some worse news... some good news... and some terrible news."
"Okay... let's start with the bad news."
"Well, the bad news is... I had sex."
"You had sex? Well, I'm disappointed in you, but that's really not so bad."
"Good. Now for the worse news: I didn't use a condom."
"WHAT!!!??? My own son, beginning his sex life and not even using protection? I can't believe it! And you say you have some terrible news, too? Wait... did you get them... PREGNANT!!!???"
"Actually, that's the good news. He didn't get pregnant at all!"
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