A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman.
"Sir," says the cop. "You were going 60 in a 50."
"No, I wasn't."
"Yes, you were," says the wife.
"Keep quiet!" says the man angrily.
"And you weren't wearing a seat belt," says the cop
"Yes, I was."
"No, you weren't." says the wife.
"SHUT UP!" says the man, really angrily.
"Ma'am," asks the cop, "is he always this rude and violent?"
"Only when he's drunk."
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