She used to have a broad mind and a narrow waist; now it's the other way round.
It was a very emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers.
Psychic wanted â you know why, and where to apply.
I don't think they really wanted me in the marching band â they gave me a piano.
Then, when we played hide and seek, no-one came to look for me.
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