and asks his best friend Paddy sitting next to him to go upstairs and get his slippers because his feet are "fucking freezing".
On his way to get the slippers, Paddy walks past Seamus' eighteen year old twin daughter's bedroom when he suddenly has an idea. Going into the girl's room he says,
"Hello girls, your father just told me to come up here and fuck the both of yer"
The girls reply, "Fuck off Paddy you idiot"
With a smug look on his face Paddy says, "Alright then, you'll see". He walks out of the girl's room, leans over the banister and yells out,
"Hey Seamus, fuckin both of em?"
Which Seamus replies, "Of course Paddy, what's the use of fuckin one!?"
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