The first bum says, "I had the best day today. I went into town and I found these hot dogs that we are eating and this whiskey that we are drinking. What more could a guy ask for?"
"That's pretty good" says the second hobo, "but my day was even better. I was down by the railroad tracks and I met a beautiful girl. We had sex in every position you could imagine!"
"That does sound good, but did you get any head?"
"Nah, I couldn't find it"
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