A blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka, and then another, and several more. By the end of the night she's had sex with every guy in the bar... In the bar, on the bar, under the, beside the bar, behind the bar, all over the bar... The next night she comes to the same bar and orders a shot of vodka, and another, and several more, then she proceeds to have sex with every guy in the bar... In the bar, on the bar, under the, beside the bar, behind the bar, all over the bar.
On the third day she comes into the same bar and orders a shot of vodka, then another, and several more, and she has sex with every guy in the bar... In the bar, on the bar, under the, beside the bar, behind the bar, all over the bar. ..
The next day she goes to the same bar and orders a shot of whiskey.
"I thought you were a vodka girl" said the barkeep.
"Not anymore... Vodka makes my pussy hurt"
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