This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is blown away by how stunningly awesome she is that all his professionalism goes right out the window..
He tells her to take off her pants, she does and he begins to start rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I'm doing?" The doctor asks. She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities"
He then tells her to take off her top and bra and begins fondling her breasts and asks "Do you know what I'm doing now? She replies "Yes, checking for cancer"
Finally he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table and starts having sex with her. He says to her "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She replies "Yes, getting herpes that's why I'm here"
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