During the hunt, one of them holds his chest, lets out a scream and faints. The other man hurried over, checks his breathing and frantically takes out his cellphone to call 911.
Operator: 911. What's your emergency?
Man: Help! I think my friend is dead! He is not breathing!
Operator: Sir. Please calm down. First, you'll have to make sure your friend is really dead.
Then, a gunshot was heard by the operator.
Man: Okay. What now?
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