As Adam is walking about the Garden of Eden he is approached by God, "Adam you look quite lonely."
"Well..."
"Listen, my son, how about I make you a companion? A beautiful women, who is smart and funny. She will be your true match and the two of you will be forever happy together."
"Well that does sound pretty great," replies Adam.
"Wonderful, I'll only need your arm to make it so."
"...my arm? Can I think about it?"
God allows Adam to mull over the deal and says he will ask again tomorrow. The next day, God again comes up to Adam, "Have you decided, my son?"
"I've thought it over a great deal, God. She sounds amazing but I very much like both my arms. What can I get for a rib?"
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