. . . and just before the wedding, her father takes her aside and says, "listen, I've been around the world, and I've heard about these Greek guys. So after you're married and are in bed, if he asks you to roll over during sex, you tell him, 'My daddy said I don't have to do that.' Promise?"
She says, "Promise," and he takes her down the aisle to get married.
6 months later, the Dad is sitting at home when the doorbell rings. He answers it, and there's his son-in-law, fuming mad. "You bastard!" the young man yells.
"What's wrong?" the Dad asks.
"Ever since I married your daughter, from day one I asked her to roll over in bed, and she always answers 'No. I promised my daddy I'd say no.'"
The Dad looks at him wryly and says, "And?"
The son is fuming. "AND?!!! So what, you don't want her to get pregnant?!"
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