My girlfriend and I were having sex the other night, we've been dating for a few months so I decided to ask if we could try anal. She said no, that I would have to get her a ring first. So I say, "what are you, a credit card?" She asked me why I would say that. I simply replied, "because you're charging me an anal fee."
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