When a man jumped out of the bushes and had his way with her. When he finished, he looked down at her and said "What will you tell the Holy Father now?". She looks up at him with a slight tear in her eye. She says I must tell the truth. "I was walking home thru the park when a man jumped out of the bushes, and raped me........ twice...... unless you are tired."
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