A scientist gets the chance to talk to God. The scientist tells God that the world does not him anymore. Due to the success of cloning, we can create humans and all earthly creatures whenever we want.
God, looking irritated, says to the scientist "I'll tell you what, you create a human and while you are working on that I will create my own. We can call it a race and see who gets done first."
"Deal" says the scientist, "This will be easy". The scientist bends down, scoops up a handful of dirt and starts to walk back to the lab.
"Nah-ah" says God. The scientist stops in his tracks, God, now looking satisfied says "Get your own dirt".
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