I asked him "What's wrong?"
He sighs and replies, "The ticket agent was so hot and I feel so stupid. Wen I was ordering my tickets I accidentally asked for two 'pickets to Titsburg' instead of 'tickets to Pittsburgh'."
I say, "Nah that's no big deal I screw up words like that all the time. For example, this morning I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife and I intended to say: 'Please pass the butter'. But when I opened my mouth I accidentally said 'You Stupid Bitch You Ruined My Life!'"
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