So this guy is taking his girlfriend to the high school prom. And he's got a lot of work to do...

First he has to rent a tux, so he goes to the tuxedo store. But there's a huge line at the store to even get fitted for a tuxedo. He thinks he is done. But there is a lengthy line at the store to pick out his bowtie and cumber bun. He’s done with all his selections and is ready to leave. But there is an enormous check out line. Finally he gets out of there and realizes he has to go buy a corsage, so he goes to a florist. But there's this big long corsage line at the florist. Now he's gotta go rent a limo. But there's this huge line when he gets to the limo place.

Finally after waiting and making all the arrangements, it's the night of the prom. He has to go to the tux shop to pick up his tux. But there is a super long pick up your tux line. Then he has to go to the florist to pick up the corsage. But there is a long corsage line too. He gets the corsage and has his tux and rushes home to get ready. But there is a line to use the bathroom mirror since his sister is also getting ready to go to the prom.
The limo arrives and he hops in to go get his date. He picks her up and head to the prom. But there's this huge ticket line at the door. When they get past the ticket line they are immediately funneled into a massive picture line. Finally they get in and they start dancing and having fun, and she says to him, "I'm hungry," so he goes to get her some food, but there's this huge buffet line. He gets her some food and they eat and they're dancing again and she says, "Now I'm thirsty, can you get me a drink?" So he goes to get her a drink and there's no punchline.

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