Finally he is so curious as to what this guy's secret is, he approaches him, and says "Bro, you gotta tell me what your secret is! I've watched you walk in here, and take home a different woman every night for over a week now! What are you saying to them?"
The stranger smiles sheepishly, and looks around before confiding to the man, "Well, Women are simple to understand, What happens is this: I walk up, and I say "Tickle your ass with a feather?" And they naturally assume they heard me wrong, and usually say "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" At which point I repeat- "Particularly nasty weather?"
They then realize that it was their own dirty mind that made them misunderstand, and they instantly feel submissive and apologetic, but they are still thinking about having their ass tickled with a feather. After about 15 minutes, they have gotten themselves so horny, It's a snap to bring them home!
The Man is shocked at how easy this sounds, and decides tomorrow night, he will repeat the strangers glorious plan. The next night, he saunters up to a pretty lady at the bar, and yells over the music- "CAN I STICK A FEATHER UP YOUR ASS?" She spits out her drink, and yells back "What did you just say?"
The man shakes his head, and goes "Fuckin' rain..."
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