So this grandson is hanging out with his grandfather..

So this grandson is hanging out with his grandfather when grandpa lights up a cigar "Grandpa Joe, can I have a cigar too?"
"Well little Jimmy, can you dick touch your asshole?" little Jimmy shakes his head "No Grandpa Joe, it can't" "Well little Jimmy, you're not man enough to smoke a cigar yet"
A couple hours goes by and grandpa Joe goes and gets some whiskey. Little Jimmy comes back "Grandpa Joe, can I have some whiskey with you?" "Well little Jimmy, can you dick touch your asshole?" Little Jimmy shakes his head again "No grandpa Joe, it can't" "Well little Jimmy, you're not man enough to have any whiskey with me, get out of here"
A few more hours go by and grandpa Joe gets woken up by the smell of fresh cookies baking in the kitchen. He goes in and sees little Jimmy sitting at the table with all the cookies laid out. "Hey! little Jimmy, the cookies look and smell great! Would you mind if I had one?" "Well grandpa Joe, can your dick touch your asshole?" "Of course it can! I'm a man!" Grandpa Joe says "Well then go fuck yourself grandpa, grandma made these cookies for me!"