A very old woman, walking slowly and trembling, goes up to the pharmacist...

... and asks, "Exc-c-cuuse m-me...d-d-d-o you s-sell v-v-vibrating dildos?"

The pharmacist is very amused and says, "Sure do m'am! Looking for any one specific?"

"Y-y-yes... d-d-do you s-s-ell th-the F-f-forceF-f-fucker2000?"

The pharmacist can barely contain his laughter.

"Absolutely! Would you like one?!"

"N-n-n-no.... c-c-can you j-just t-t-tell me how to t-t-t-turn the f-fucking thing off!??"

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