After a rocky take off the marine takes off his boots, stretches, then announces he is going to get coffee and offers to get some for the rangers. They oblige and after he walks away the rangers get to talking.
"That's friendly of him." The first says.
"Yeah, normally marines are assholes." Replies the second.
"I was on a convoy in Fallujah. We stopped next to a bunch of marines and walked in to the tree line to eat chow. When we came back they had stolen all our stuff."
"Man, back home, I was in a bar with my girl. The marine acted like I was even there. He ended up getting her number."
"I hate marines."
"Me too."
A minute goes by and the marine hasn't come back.
"Hey..." Says one. "Check this out."
The ranger stands up, unbuckles his belt and drops his pants.
"Dude! What are you doing?" The other exclaims
"Shut up or he'll hear you. Just watch."
He then proceeds to shit in one of the marines boots.
"Holy shit, he's going to kill you man." Says the other.
"Not if you take care of the other one."
So, the second ranger follows his buddies example. Giggling, they put the boots back exactly as they found them. Shortly thereafter, the marine returns.
He hands them the coffees and, through smirks and snickers, they thank him.
After a long flight, and many, MANY pots of coffee later the pilot announces they are about to land. The marine slips his boots back on, laces them, and without flinching he says to the rangers.
"You know I'm proud to serve our country but I've always thought this, - and let's see if you agree with me. That the petty, bickering and pranks pulled by one branch on another just hurt us. Things like stealing gear and fighting over women, shitting in boots and pissing in each others coffee...."
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