She convinces her conservative mother to shell out some cash for a famous photographer. The mother agrees - since it's her birthday and all.
When the photographer arrives, he is all agog over the girl. He insists that the photoshoot be just him and the subject. The mother, being a woman of the world, recognises the lust in his eyes.
Before the photoshoot begins, she takes her daughter aside and says, "Okay, I don't like the look of this guy. He might try to take advantage of you. So I will be waiting in the next room. If he tries to touch your breasts, shout out 'apple'. If he tries to touch your bottom, shout out 'watermelon'. If he tries to touch your quim, shout out 'peach'. If he exposes himself, shout out 'banana'. When I hear your shout, I will rush back in and stop him before anything happens."
The daughter agrees and the mother steps out of the room for the photoshoot.
10 minutes go by - no shouts. 15 minutes - no shouts. An entire hour passes - no shouts.
Suddenly, she hears hear daughter scream out, "Fruit salad!"
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