...and he's worried because his wife told him that if he comes home drunk once more she's leaving him. So a concerned friend sticks 20 euro into his pocket and said when you get home say someone else got sick on you and that's the 20 bucks they gave you for the dry cleaning. Sure enough he arrives home and spins the yarn to the wife. But! she asks, why have you two twenties?
He replies "the other one is from the guy who shat in my pants".
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