So there's this club

for over 50's silver foxes who take pride in their ageing hair colour. They come in for their weekly meet and they notice that one man, Derrick, is missing. This was odd as Derrick hadn't announced that he wouldn't be in attendance. So they are discussing and deliberating about Derrick when a man opens the door and marches in, with short brown hair that was clearly dyed. It was Derrick. "Derrick!" exclaims one of the members, "What the blazes have you done with your hair?"

"Oh," Derrick responds, "I just wanted to go against the gray."

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