...and takes her back to his place. As they undressed, she told him, "It's going to cost you $500". The man said that was too much and he wasn't going to pay. After she threatened to call her pimp, the man paid the $500.00.
Lying on the bed naked, the hooker said, "So what do you like to do?".
Man: I like to beat women.
Prostitute: How long do you want to beat me?
Man: Until I get my $500 back.
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