So he goes to a gas station clerk and asks him where the priest lives. The clerk says," Go straight, and you will see 3 roads. Take the middle road, and don't worry about the other 2. Then you will see 3 villages. Go to village in the middle, and don't worry about the other two. In that village, you will see 3 streets. Go to the middle street, and don't worry about the other two. In that street you will see 3 buildings. Go to the middle building, and don't worry about the other two. In that building, you will see 3 floors. Go to middle floor (2nd floor), and don't worry about the other two. In that floor, you will see 3 rooms. Go to the middle room, and don't worry about the other two. In that room, you will see 3 lockers. Go to the middle locker, and don't worry about the other two. In that locker, you will see 3 shelves. Go to the middle shelf, and don't worry about the other two. On that shelf, you will see 3 books. Pick up the middle book, and don't worry about the other two. That book is bible. I swear on that bible that I don't know where priest lives."
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