Foreplay commenses, and I ask what are you thinking? She tells me that she wants me to take off her panties. OK. Take off my boxers. OK. Reach down.. Oh yeah... And stick your balls in, no shaft.
I am all "WHAT!" "THAT'S JUST FUCKING NUTS! "
She said " Yeah, and...? Is there a problem?"
"Nope, just clarification!" I say.
TL;DR: Having a cold brew tea bath, but DM:HS.
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