A woman is in bed with her lover. she says, "my love, you're so strong and
brave, what would you do if suddenly my husband appeared in the doorway?"
"i would beat the s*** out of him. i would screw off his head and say it was
always that way...."
suddenly, they hear a frightened voice from the doorway, "no, no, i am still
for two more days on a business trip."
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