A middle age couple was really having a hard time communicating about sex.
To fix this problem they agreed to seek advice.
When they went to the shrink he told them that they had to give each other clearer signs and maybe they sould be more open about it.
When they came home the wife told her husband that when ever he wanted to have sex he should squeeze her breasts once and when he didn't to squeeze them twice.
The man agreed, and then told his wife that when she wanted to have sex she should pull on his penis once, and when she didn't to pull it 150 times.
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