So one day I met a quadriplegic on the beach and we started to talk a little bit.
At one point in the conversation, she asked if I could give her a hug since she hadn't had one in a while. "Sure, why not?" I said as I gave her a hug.
After another few minutes, she awkwardly asks if I could give her a kiss since she'd never kissed anyone before. "Alright, this is a little weird, but why not? It doesn't really mean anything." I thought as I gave her a quick peck.
After that, she hastily asked me if I would fuck her since she'd never liked a guy this much. At this point, I was extremely uncomfortable. I went on to pick her up, but at that point I threw her into the ocean and yelled "you're fucked now!"
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