the couple are about to make love when the bride says "Please be gentle, I'm a virgin".
Her newly wed husband looks stunned and says, "But, darling- before me, you've had three husbands... how could you have gone all this time without-"
"Well" sighed the woman, "my first husband was a gynaecologist, and he only wanted to look at it. My second was a psychologist, but he only wanted to TALK about it, and finally, my third husband was a professional stamp collector and he...
oh, I...
miss him, so much..."
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